Mr Tango Jones's definitions

Bumpkitus

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

Mischievite

n. someone who is mischievous

The kids were running around the backyard, screaming and laughing and behaving like a bunch of little mischievites.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Chickenembryolicious

adj. delicious (referring specifically to a dish made with eggs)

Mmmm-mm! Man, what an omelette - that was chickenembryolicious!

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Mind Graffiti

n. various notes, ideas, sketches, etc. jotted down in a random and disorderly manner

While waiting for the next train, I was jotting down stuff in my notebook, such as a grocery list, song ideas, happy faces, and other mind graffiti.

by Mr Tango Jones January 10, 2010

Angel Spit

Baby drool

My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010