Mr Tango Jones's definitions

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Mischievite

n. someone who is mischievous

The kids were running around the backyard, screaming and laughing and behaving like a bunch of little mischievites.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Spit of the angels

rain

I found myself walking through the rain storm, with the spit of the angels dampening my head.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Angel Spit

Baby drool

My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Bumpkitus

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Chickenembryolicious

adj. delicious (referring specifically to a dish made with eggs)

Mmmm-mm! Man, what an omelette - that was chickenembryolicious!

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010