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Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!
by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
Get the Cunniringusmug. When trolls on internet messageboards and forums wage warfare against each other, and usually involves increase of aggression from the "war of words" between forum members, to full-scale guerilla-troll tactics, waged until one troll accepts defeat and deletes their account, usually to reincarnate under another user name. Trollfare between groups, forums and messageboards, requires a degree of planning and application of trolling strategy to be conducted effectively in reaching their assumed objectives and goals.
OMG, the trolls on makeupalley have reincarnated and gone head to head on beautybash and waged guerilla-tactic trollfare. Watch out GF, it's allout trollfare!! May the best troll win.
by Mr Swipe December 21, 2008
Get the Trollfaremug. A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. May be more krusty on women with large labia, or those who don't wash the genitals thoroughly.
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
I was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend Holly until I realised she had a lethal smelling Kritoris.
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007
Get the kritorismug. Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
Get the Bathtardsmug. Dude, I was travelling in Thailand and this Asian guy came up to me and said: "Herro pretty rady, can I perform cunniringus on your Critoris?"
by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
Get the critorismug. Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
Get the critterismug.