Definitions by Mr Swipe
critteris
Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
Cunniringus
Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!
Cunniringus by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
San Francisco Steam Train
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.
San Francisco Steam Train by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
kritoris
A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. May be more krusty on women with large labia, or those who don't wash the genitals thoroughly.
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
I was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend Holly until I realised she had a lethal smelling Kritoris.
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
krabia
A krust of smegma located in the inner labial region of female genitalia. Odor similar to gorgonzola cheese, can be white or yellow in appearance, and has krusty edges. Usually occurs in women with very big labia, or those who don't wash their genitals thoroughly. Similar to a Kritoris but located in the inner labia area.
I was going to perofrm cunninglingus on my new girlfriend until I realised her vagina smelled of aged cheese and she had bad crumbly Krabia. I ran away as fast as I could.