Mr Swipe's definitions

critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

kritoris

A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. May be more krusty on women with large labia, or those who don't wash the genitals thoroughly.

Similar meaning to Krabia.

May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".

I was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend Holly until I realised she had a lethal smelling Kritoris.

Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?

by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

Fragtard

A group of women who obsess about fragrance 24/7 on internet message boards like makeupalley.com. For most of them it's become an obsessive compulsive disorder and they'll wax lyrically over the top notes of feces, middle notes of urine, and a base note of vomit found in a bottle of Serge Lutens. Their behavior is bordering on retarded, hence FragTard.

The frag hags on MUA are obsessed with perfume, what a bunch of psycho Fragtards.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007

Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.

OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.

by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007

Fug Buddy

Someone who's so fugly you wouldn't be seen dead with them in public, but they're ok to fuck occasionally as long as you put a paper bag over their head. Also known as Fugbuddy.

Dude, that bitch is so fugly I wouldn't be caught dead with her, but she makes a good Fug Buddy if no one else is available.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007