Mr Swipe's definitions

critoris

The Asian pronunciation of the word Clitoris, where an "R" is substituted for an "L".

Dude, I was travelling in Thailand and this Asian guy came up to me and said: "Herro pretty rady, can I perform cunniringus on your Critoris?"

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Fragtard

A group of women who obsess about fragrance 24/7 on internet message boards like makeupalley.com. For most of them it's become an obsessive compulsive disorder and they'll wax lyrically over the top notes of feces, middle notes of urine, and a base note of vomit found in a bottle of Serge Lutens. Their behavior is bordering on retarded, hence FragTard.

The frag hags on MUA are obsessed with perfume, what a bunch of psycho Fragtards.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007

krutt

A krutt is a krusty butt. A male or female who had anal sex but didn't wash afterwards, leaving a krust of sperm and feces in the anal area.

I was going to have anal sex with George Michael until I realised he still had a Krutt from his last sexual encounter.

by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.

OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.

by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007