Messy or illegible handwriting, usually a signature or a small piece of graffiti. Doctors and other health workers are masters of the scrawl.
"Call that a signature, it's just one big scrawl!"
Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"
"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"
"Not yet, mom."
A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.
Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks
or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.
"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"
Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."
An obnoxious teenager who pretends to be blind-drunk after unwittingly drinking a plain Red Bull, expecting vodka or Jack Daniels to be mixed inside.
"Leah is such a featherweight, it's embarrassing!"
A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger
and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"