9 definitions by Mr OceMcCool

NPC

Besides the video game definition and the political definition, there's the most retarded definition:

Someone who's just minding their business and not interacting with everyone in a 500 km radius. Apparently.

It's usually used in this context by teens and pre-teens who think the world revolves around them, and it's usually a symptom of narcissism.

Normal person: walking down the street, minding their own business
Retarded person: NPC! *autistic giggling*
Normal person: *ignores the retard*
Retarded person: *retard sounds or something idk*

by Mr OceMcCool April 27, 2023

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Planckpenis

A penis that is the length of the plank length. AKA 1.6 x 10^-35 meters.

If you suffer from Planckpenis, I recommend Walmart's $19.99 20-Pack Penis Enlargement Pills!

Person A: I feel so pathetic. I have a Micropenis!
Person B: *scoffs* You think that's bad!? I have a Planckpenis!!!
Person A: *faints in shock*
Person B: *cries softly*

by Mr OceMcCool October 21, 2022

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Yeet

To throw a thing. Usually at high speeds. When you throw said object you may or may not exclaim the word Yeet!
Or to jump away or run.

(Bob and Jimmy are in a bar.)

Bob: that beer was something special!

Jimmy: I know! I still have a glass.

Bob: Yeet it!

Jimmy: Ok, Yeet!!! (Yeets glass into the wall)

by Mr OceMcCool January 15, 2020

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