3 definitions by Mr Kaltron

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

hater

A person with an opinion that's different from yours.

Seriously. That's all there is to it.

"All I said was that I didn't like that movie and all the fans started calling me a hater."

by Mr Kaltron July 31, 2017

Rotten Tomatoes

A review website that many people hate simply because their favourite movie doesn’t have of a rating of 80 percent or higher. Primarily used by angry teens to whinge on about how critics are “biased.”

Fanboy: “Oh my God, I can’t believe Batman v Superman got a 27 percent on Rotten Tomatoes! Critics are biased and stupid because they don’t share the same opinion as me!”

Me: “Sorry to break it to you, but not everyone shares the same opinion as you. That’s life. Complaining about it isn’t going to change anything.”

by Mr Kaltron September 29, 2017