15 definitions by Mr Crowley

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 3, 2021

heathery style

A business/ casual clothing style worn by a Heather to work.

Heather took a selfie for Geof in her closet showing off her heathery style.

by Mr Crowley April 21, 2021

rainsex

When you have sex on a porch or deck while it's raining.

Geof and Heather had the most amazing rainsex on her deck last night.

by Mr Crowley December 13, 2021

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 4, 2022

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

tramp stamp of dawn

Leaving a little later than the ass crack of dawn

Heather is leaving at the tramp stamp of dawn to get to the cottage because she stayed at Geof's the night before which is 90 minutes closer to the cottage than the rest of her party who will leave at the ass crack of dawn.

by Mr Crowley July 22, 2021