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Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 11, 2023
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Calculation for how many bents (b) something has in a bend (B) (bentage is bents per bend), only with things that are not made with the bend in mind. Uses the original thing as a reference to measure the peak bend of a segment by observing the displacement from the original reference. Bents are calculated from the peak bend compared against the original thing. Formula is b = o (original) + pB (peak bend)/B (bend).
"how much bentage does your phone have" - person 1
"idk like 6 bentage" - person 2
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Complicated form of currency based on British Pounds with a wide range of rules, known as the Quid Rules.
"how much quid do you have on you?" - person 1
"i've got more half two nothing half two (61)" - person 2
by Mr Bin September 11, 2023
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The Cakculatiob of how many bolts an iten has. Similar to Voltage, but there's bolts. Boltage formula=b/mc^2+vt. 2nd fomula: just look at the boltls on the thing.
thi =s guitar has zero boltage as there is no bolts (optional) JK, it actually hsa 6 boltage for there are 6.
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When someone is sick, and they make the sound "OH WA AH AH AH" like the song of the same name.
he was down with the sickness making weird noises and could not come in to work today
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