Mouse's definitions

Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

by mouse May 15, 2005

ouah

The sound a French speaking dog makes

"Ouah! Ouah!" barked to poodle, who was French.

by Mouse April 10, 2004

Who pissed in ur cereal

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

by Mouse December 3, 2003

cute

synonmous with pathetic: remember, if you're not pathetic, you probably aren't cute either. if you're cute, well, but happy that you're cute.

girl(talking about guy2):Aww.. he's so cute!
guy1: I wish I were cute, but you know, I've got a spine.
guy2: ^_______________^

by mouse May 16, 2005

emolog

A notebook in which one that claims to be emo writes in. Often about his or her friends, enemies and activities involving girlfriend or boyfriend.

The kid might be emo, but someone tried to walk off with his emolog and got the shit kicked out of them.

by Mouse December 20, 2003

ren

Renaissance re-enactors, those ever so slightly creepy people that belong to groups like “Society for Creative Anachronism”. Folks who dress in period attire, run around the woods, and think that they are really Robin Hood.

"Where is Amy?"
"She ran of with a group of kids weilding battle axes and dressed like they are in the dark ages"
"She is sooo ren"

by Mouse January 7, 2005

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003