Most credible defender's definitions

VDV

Russian Paratroopers: Putin’s personal sacrifices. The more that die, the stronger he becomes. Formed the basis of the USSR’s spearhead forces during the late Cold War and was viewed as a serious threat to NATO’s rear lines; directly led to development of both the P90 and MP7 personal defense weapons in NATO. Shockingly poor performance and tactics on all levels demonstrated in the Russo-Ukraine War.

The VDV got fucking nuked in Kyiv, fuck those guys

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)

I want to fuck the F-35 so goddamn much

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022