Most credible defender's definitions

LazerPig

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.

I'd let LazerPig have my babies

by Most credible defender September 14, 2022

F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)

I want to fuck the F-35 so goddamn much

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022