9 definitions by Mortechant

Deforestation

When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.

"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."

by Mortechant June 21, 2015

Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015