3 definitions by Mooseman313

vapiture

The degree to which one vapes, usually in reference to the sickest of clouds. An intricate way to determine who is the truest of vape gods.

Did you see Chad's clouds man? That dude has a level of vapiture unseen before.

by Mooseman313 January 10, 2019

Winter weather of such proportions it makes you feel as if the world is coming to an end.

I watched my car get plowed in this morning as I was sitting in it. It's definitely houghtoning outside.

by Mooseman313 February 15, 2019

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls

I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.

by Mooseman313 October 22, 2017