7 definitions by Moose McEvil

Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

Guns of Navarone

large breasts, also see wappers, baps, bresticles, loe pillows, dirty loaves.

"..i knew i was on for a night of balls deep action when she aimed her Guns of Navarone at me....."

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

Nollies

Word used by posh southern ladies when referring to a gentleman's testicles. From nuts + bollocks + goolies.

'The Archbishop of Can-terbury's shoes were so shiny that when he lifted his arms up to crown me Queen of Great Britain and all her Common-wealth Dominions, I could see his big hairy nollies reflected in them.' (HM the Queen, interviewed by Howard Stern)

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

Balls Deep

A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation . The maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.

We were at it for hours i was balls deep all the way.

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

swamp donkey

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005

follow through

To accidentally soil ones underpants whilst attempting to fart; create russet gusset, drop a pebble.

it felt like a normal fart...i pushed too hard and goddamn if i didnt follow through.

by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005