1 definition by Moose the mountie mounter
Girls that look like drag queen trannies are also known as Spidey Lashes. These slut buckets load up the make-up, especially mascara, causing them to look like clown faces, and portraying the image of an uber mega stench trench. Spidey Lash tranny queens also have godzilla sized fake hair, Jersey Shore style orange tans, gnarly plastic nails, and wear outfits that would make Shauna Sand look like a nun. Spidey Lash girls are unaware of the severity of their cheap, easy, and slutty appearance, and posess the delusion of attractiveness.
That knob gobblin spidey lash is a ho fo sho! She is one gnarly clown freak. That spidey lash really sucks ass!
by Moose the mountie mounter May 4, 2010