3 definitions by Monkey at a type writer

This is a mug

Be honest you’re only here for the mug

Person 1: hey dude can I get some coffee

Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: damn this is a mug

by Monkey at a type writer November 7, 2022

Gmod

Horrible game where a bunch if screaming kids fight over egirls in multiplayer and if you dare play single player you will become insane and lose al grip of reality, time and physics
10/10 game absolutely love it

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play gmod later
Guy 2: yeah sure let me just finish up on my perpetual motion device first
Guy 1: dude save the universal law breaking for gmod

by Monkey at a type writer October 31, 2022

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it

Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted

by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022