10 definitions by Mommy milf Jessica

Absolutely nothing but a symbol and a letter your not cute nor quirky JeSsIcA
Hehehe I’m so quirkyy<3”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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When you poke a hole in a cream puff while shoving it in your girls vagina then pound her in the ass while the cream runs down her thighs
Mmm I really wanna cream puff Jessica right now”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them
It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole
“Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
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