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1 definition by Mohrtician

 
1.
A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.

Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag
"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."

The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.
by Mohrtician June 03, 2011