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A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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by Mohit Hira June 28, 2009
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When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.
by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009
Get the Twitterage mug.Combination of 'decade' and 'hence' - the act of looking back at life 10 years hence and wondering why you did all the depraved things that seemed perfectly normal then.
Older and more mature now, we sat around the bonfire and laughed our heads off as we dived nostalgically into the decadence of 1999.
by Mohit Hira February 13, 2009
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Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
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by Mohit Hira March 18, 2009
Get the Scampaign mug.Given his prowess at seducing ladies and his many nocturnal escapades, the viagraphy of Jack looked like it would be a bestseller.
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