Mohit Hira's definitions

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011

Prooflistener

A person who corrects the grammar of others while speaking when he overhears errors in a conversation. The aural equivalent of a proofreader.

The gent at the next table said "excitation" and our buddy prooflistener interrupted him to correct it to "excitement".

by Mohit Hira October 11, 2012

Lehman Sisters

Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.

Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.

by Mohit Hira February 26, 2009

Nightling

Lightning that strikes at night.

In the dark, a flash of nightling lit up the skies around me.

by Mohit Hira February 6, 2009

Vegelantes

A band of self-style vegetarian vigilantes who go about bringing down meat-serving restaurants and shops.

A group of vegelantes were seen forcibly shutting down fast food restaurants and mutton shops across the city in a frenzied bid to promote vegetarianism.

by Mohit Hira April 5, 2017

Hellebrity

A celebrity who becomes hell for his brand sponsors after controversy affects his reputation.

Tiger Woods may become a hellebrity for almost all his sponsors after his wife's beaten him.

by Mohit Hira December 13, 2009

Weakday

A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.

Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.

by Mohit Hira November 27, 2010