3 definitions by Mofrak
(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.
Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.
by Mofrak December 19, 2009
Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
Description of a place where everyone around you is an asshole. First coined on the TV show Southland.
by Mofrak August 13, 2009