Definitions by Modesto Max

Mr. Jones 

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

Mr. Jones by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Bryce Strait 

A Texas Hold'em four card strait that is bet on because the player believes they already have a strait when they infact do not. This mistake is usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol while playing cards. Texas Hold'em hold'em poker cards

Last night Mark bet $10 on the Bryce Strait only to realize when he turned his hand up he didn’t have a strait after all.

Bryce Strait by Modesto Max July 31, 2006