3 definitions by Model.Citizen

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"

Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Pimp pop sesh

When two or more teenagers use a mirror to pop pimples at the same time

Usually before school of some other social event

" Hay guys, let's meet round at Jared's for a Pimp pop sesh before school"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021