1 definition by Mo Faux

Avocado

A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.

"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"

by Mo Faux October 27, 2017