2 definitions by Mo Budak

husband chair

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

by Mo Budak October 27, 2007

Down in the brown

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

by Mo Budak August 13, 2016