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Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 20, 2005
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Kamakazi Pull Out

(VERB)(type- Action)
A maneuver used during sex just before orgasm whereby a man pulls his penis out of a womans vagina moments before or seconds after he orgasms
Often used in sex with 0 contraception for desperate people who forgot the pill or rubber or both.
Often used to either prolong the pleasure as long as possible before pullout or when a man cannot last any longer and had to ditch just after making the woman orgasm
BEFORE SEX: wasnt it nice for us to spend the weekend up in the cabin honey ya it was im gunna go to the store and get a rubber so we can get down to the real reason why we're here.
(At store: Hey you got any rubbers
Old man no man sorry the old mormon family back up the street bought em all up.
Man: Damn all well thanks for my girls pills we'll be fine
During sex:MAN: Ya ya you want it you want it dont you deep inside like we always do
Woman: Are you crazy!!! i forgot the pill i told you like 100 times!
Oh sh*** honey im gunna spewge!!! No hunny stay in a bit longer im almost there
Woman OH YAAAAHHH!!!
man Oh SH$&!
~man pulls out as he orgasms.
by MK March 20, 2005
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spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 20, 2005
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pain 'n pleasure

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
by MK March 20, 2005
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Dio

1. Noun- A god
2. Adj- a person or being who is divine or of divine origin; godlike or being like a god
3. Also used a as title meaning divine or divine god
4. an title of a regent or warlord in ancient china or feutal japan
also see god Dio Predator
by MK March 20, 2005
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Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio
Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.
by MK March 21, 2005
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predator

1. a person or animal that preys on others. often refered to as a stalker
2. Refering to a type of creature that stands out as a dominate form in an environment, not generally defined as one type of creature they can come in a variety of forms often call a true Predator (my definition that fits what i thing the word truely means)
3. An alien species refered to in the Universe of the Aliens Predators and Humans. They are a big Warrior race coming from a Desert like world (seen in AVP Extinction for PS2) standing about 6-8 feet tall having big crab like heads humaniod appearance and incredible strength. their weapons of choice are the Harpoon spear, Plasma shoulder cannon, Net gun, Razor Disc, Invisible Snare (AvP) CLawed hands anda cloaking device they have a helmet that can track in X-ray Heat vision (their normal site too) Pheromone and possess a unique tracking and scanning system. Movies theyve been in is Alien Vs Predator (AvP) Predator 1 & 2 Their hobbies include hunting and gathering heads for trophies from their kills. Also they generally only enjoy hunting those who are armed and healthy
1. David Westerfield of San Diego California is a convicted Sexual Predator/ Sex offender
2.a Dragon can be refered to as a true predator
3.The 1998 game starcraft made by Blizzard mimics the 3 races in the Alien and Predator universe the races as follows: Protoss are the Predators the Zerg are the Aliens and the Terrans are the Humans
by MK March 21, 2005
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