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wolfer

A wolf, when caught in a snare in the wild, will often times go to extreme measures to get out of the trap. Often times wolves will actually chew their own leg off to get back to freedom.

This rarely happens, but is often recited when a drunken one-night-stand goes bad.
I just got out of there....she was lying on my arm; I almost needed to pull a wolfer...
by mk November 4, 2003
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internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
by MK March 21, 2005
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smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say
I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies
by MK July 8, 2003
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Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"
by MK November 4, 2002
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chortle

hey, can u buy me some chortles
by mk May 13, 2005
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strange

1.(N) to be considered outside the norm;abnormal
2.(N) a person with habits or looks that arent considered normal
3.(adj)describing something abnormal or out of place
4.(N) someone or something not well known
1. that guy is so strange
2. that guy wearing that barny shirt and short skirt looks so strange
3. that strange guy looked so wierd standing outside of her window like that
4.Mommy told me not to talk to strangers
by MK March 20, 2005
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fixin'

Found in the most prominent of the southern locales. It is used in place of such worn expressions as 'about to", 'going to', 'preparing for', etc.
I'm fixin' to fix ya'll some sandwitches.
by MK March 15, 2004
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