2 definitions by Mitchnipples
Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.
Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.
Lou: Yeah I know.
Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!
Lou: Yeah I know.
Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!
by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009
A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.
Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!
Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party
Lou: You Hickmeister!
Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party
Lou: You Hickmeister!
by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009