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2 definitions by MitchMartinez333

 
1.
The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).
I gave david a Caliente Carl.
by MitchMartinez333 September 03, 2009
 
2.
When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other
I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.
by MitchMartinez333 April 06, 2009