3 definitions by Mitch Mine Shafter

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

Dude 1: Oh man dude I only sloop for 3 hours last night.
Dude 2: Were you too busy watching YouTube?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Dude 2: Heh LOL!

A term used in Boy Scouts. When earning a “Totin' Chip” a scout must learn proper safety for the use of a knife, axe, and saw.

After learning how to properly use a knife, axe, and saw, I was rewarded with the Totin' chip at the Court Of Honor

by Mitch Mine Shafter November 1, 2022