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Dankastru is the first established organized religion of the game Ark: Survival Evolved. Created by players, Dankastru encourages players to work together instead of raiding each other. Dankastru's *High* Priest lives on server 420 with his most trusted Danklord, J the Kid, but Dankastru has began to spread to other groovy corners of other servers. Sometime the High Priest can be found on Reddit.

Despite being loosely structured as an organized religion, those who practice in game insist it's not a religion, but an inclination/way of life and points out that religions ask you to give up things while Dankastru encourages you to enjoy them. Anyone who practices The Eight is considered "Dankastru Inclined".
Dude are you Dankastru?

I'm inclined!

Wanna burn one?

Hail the Ancient Dankloft!
by MistrBearJew June 24, 2017
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A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!
by MistrBearJew June 24, 2017
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