2 definitions by Missy99

Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006

edu!

Slang for 'hiya, how are you?', used especially in surprise.

person A: 'I haven't seen Soph in ages....'
Soph walks through the door
person A: 'Edu!!'

by Missy99 January 18, 2006