Miss Know it All
the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Judy: My parents used to be Methodist, but then they converted to Frisbeetarianism after a very enlightening afternoon picnic.
What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.
Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
Mom: It's okay kids, Dad's just suffering from a mild case of intaxication. He'll be fine tomorrow.
It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
Hippie: Dude, you have to feel the love cuz otherwise it's gonna be like ... Karmageddon.
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