3 definitions by Mischievousmonkey
When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
by Mischievousmonkey March 26, 2016
A display of dominance females of ANY species act out to prove their intellectual and spiritual superiority over their male counterparts.
(Spoken in a David Attenborough voice) "On occasion, the lioness will sneak up and pin the slumbering male on the ground where she will then begin humping him from behind, demonstrating that, although the male may be king, she is REALLY the one in charge. This display of dominance is called yumpin'!"
by Mischievousmonkey July 14, 2015
Example 1:
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.
by Mischievousmonkey March 13, 2017