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zyzzyva

n. 1. The tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva which are destructive to plants. 2. The last word in the dictionary. 3. The last word (in a conversation or argument).

v. To get the last word.
Now who got the zyzzyva?

I got the zyzzyva.
by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004
mugGet the zyzzyvamug.

bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.
Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.
by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009
mugGet the bust a shaftmug.

Windows Vista

The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."

Bob: "Why?"

Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."

Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."

Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"

Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"

Jon: "Whats that?"

Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."

Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."

Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009
mugGet the Windows Vistamug.

iPod

Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.
Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.
by Miryam Websta April 27, 2004
mugGet the iPodmug.

shibbity blibbits

also shibbity blibbitz. interj. Used in exclamation as a euphemism for shit, usually when one is about to say shit but realizes that someone is standing there that would not approve. From shit + jiminy cricket + blibbit (see links for more info).
I'd better be careful or I'm going to hit my hand with this ham— oh sh—shibbity blibbits! Bring me some ice, grandma.
by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009
mugGet the shibbity blibbitsmug.

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009
mugGet the assmanmug.

trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).
by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004
mugGet the trumpedmug.

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