Miryam Websta's definitions

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).

Your sorry ass just got trumped!

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

Ecin

n. 1. The word nice spelled backwards, the antithesis of nice (see), not nice. 2. Someone who uses computer peripherals to masturbate. 3. also Ecin One. Slang for asshole. 4. An amateur hacker who has a pocket pussy built into one of his 5.25" drive bays.

v. ecin, ecinning, ecinned. To copulate with a computer.

You think he's nice? He's Ecin!

Yo, I think that dude ecinned his laptop cause there's jizz stains on the screen.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

bobblehead

n. A woman who moves her head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

v. To move one's head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

I got bobbleheaded.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

pit fiend

n. A person (especially a woman) who sweats from the underarms profusely and often smells offensively.

v. 1. To sweat profusely from the underarms. 2. To smell like a pit fiend.

That bitch is fine, but she a pit fiend.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004