Miryam Websta's definitions

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

bobblehead

n. A woman who moves her head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

v. To move one's head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

I got bobbleheaded.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

motherfungus

n. 1. Euphemism for motherfucker (see). 2. A particularly disgusting person.

You rotten motherfungus!!! Oh, hi mom!

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).

Your sorry ass just got trumped!

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

pit fiend

n. A person (especially a woman) who sweats from the underarms profusely and often smells offensively.

v. 1. To sweat profusely from the underarms. 2. To smell like a pit fiend.

That bitch is fine, but she a pit fiend.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004