Miryam Websta's definitions

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

pit fiend

n. A person (especially a woman) who sweats from the underarms profusely and often smells offensively.

v. 1. To sweat profusely from the underarms. 2. To smell like a pit fiend.

That bitch is fine, but she a pit fiend.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Ecin

n. 1. The word nice spelled backwards, the antithesis of nice (see), not nice. 2. Someone who uses computer peripherals to masturbate. 3. also Ecin One. Slang for asshole. 4. An amateur hacker who has a pocket pussy built into one of his 5.25" drive bays.

v. ecin, ecinning, ecinned. To copulate with a computer.

You think he's nice? He's Ecin!

Yo, I think that dude ecinned his laptop cause there's jizz stains on the screen.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

oogly boogly

1. adj. Ugly enough to be scary.
2. n. Someone or something so ugly that the unexpected sight of he/she/it causes brief fright.

She's so oogly boogly she tapped me on the shoulder and I almost shit my pants when I turned around.

Cancel your blind date. I saw her at the bar last night and she's one hell of an oogly boogly.

by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).

Your sorry ass just got trumped!

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

shibbity blibbits

also shibbity blibbitz. interj. Used in exclamation as a euphemism for shit, usually when one is about to say shit but realizes that someone is standing there that would not approve. From shit + jiminy cricket + blibbit (see links for more info).

I'd better be careful or I'm going to hit my hand with this ham— oh sh—shibbity blibbits! Bring me some ice, grandma.

by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009