Minority's definitions

landing strip

#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.

#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.

Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.

Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.

I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.

by Minority July 24, 2006

Gulfstream

Gulfstream is a company that makes highly prestigious and very expensive private jets, such as the GI, GII, GIII, GIV, GV, G100, G150, G200, G250, G300, G350, G400, G450, G500, G550, and the G650, which is said to be entering production in 2012.

The president of the large corporation showed up at the airport in a Gulfstream G550 and was instantly swarmed by girls.

by Minority November 3, 2008

Su-37

Also called the "Terminator", it is indeed a terminator. The Su-37 is a highly advanced Russian aircraft, also the largest threat Russia poses to the rest of the world, as it could take down any other aircraft, can be modded for carriers. Three prototypes were made, one crashed, and the two others were made into Su-35 "Super Flankers". With Thrust Vectoring, 15 degrees in any direction, and canards, it is by far the worlds most manuverable fighter aircraft. With highly advanced avionics, rear facing radar, and a MASSIVE weapon load, the Su-37, sometimes called just the "37" can fire rear facing missiles, and has 14 hardpoints (places you can put weapons). Made famous by the popular game, "Ace Combat" in Ace Combat 04, the 37 is better then everyother plane except the X-02.

I was flying my F-15C Eagle and I got an Su-37 on my radar, I tired to evade it, but my far less superior Eagle was no match for the Su-37 and I got shot down within 1 minute.

by Minority September 22, 2006

Blue Angels

A kick ass American demo team for airshows, regraded by most Americans as the best demo team in the world, when it is pwnd by the all-Canadian Snowbirds! Comprised of 6 U.S.N. F/A-18 fighters, the Blue Angels are a very good team.

I went to an airshow, the Blue Angels came on after the Snowbirds, I just stood there because it wasn't that good compared to the Snowbirds.

by Minority September 22, 2006

Su-30

The Sukhoi Su-30, a Russian twin seat fighter, is equipped with Thrust Vectoring and super advanced radar systems. Capable of carriing just about every weapon in the Russian Air Force it certinally is a firece aircraft. Although comparable to the American F-22A in it's flight dynamics, it isn't stealth, that one thing makes it inferior to the F-22A for if it had to go up against a Raptor, it would get it's ass handed to it by the Raptor from 50 km by an AIM-120 AMRAAM. Still a gorgeous aircraft, it is also the current aircraft of the Russian Air Force Demonstration team, the Russian Knights. India has another version called the Su-30 M/KI.

The Su-30 MKI found an American F-15C Eagle on it's radar, it locked it up and launched an R-77 Adder missile and destroyed the Eagle.

by Minority July 7, 2007

Eat shit and die

Usually said when angry, or in humour.

Eat shit and die ass wipe!

by Minority November 2, 2008

Flying Dutchman

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!

by Minority July 23, 2006