Minority's definitions

iPod

The best thing on Earth. I have a 1gig black nano and I need a bigger one! I love iPod's. A must buy for anyone that has a lot of music but has to be on the computer to listen to it. Not much money for something as good as an iPod. Mine was only $240 Canadaian dollars WITH THE 3-YEAR WARRENTY!!!! Mine has a name, it's name is Zelda.

Dude#1 - Hey, whats up?

Dude#2 - Just bought an iPod.

Dude#1 - Why would you waste money on one of those?

Dude#2 - I didn't waste anything, I spent good money on something i'll use forever you idiot.

by Minority September 15, 2006

Snowbirds

Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!

Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!

I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!

by Minority September 22, 2006

MiG-31

One of the worlds fastest intercept jet fighters, capable of over Mach 3. Though not as advanced as the MiG-29, or any of the mighty Sukhoi aircraft. The MiG-31 is a long range fast attack and intercept fighter, with more hten 20 hardpoints for missiles, bombs, and everyother type of thing that go boom when they hit something, along with it's ability to be able to out run almost any missile, almost every missile the U.S. has, make the normal MiG-31 "Foxhound" a deadly opponant. However, later after the MiG-31, MiG started making the MiG-31M "Super Foxhound" or "Fox Hound Mk. II" which had improved avionics, improved nozzels, and many more improvements which made the MiG-31M far greater then the MiG-29, and even some Sukhoi aircraft, along with many of the modern U.S. planes. The improved engines boosted the 31M's top speed to Mach 3.4!!!!! It also had, newly made wingtips to house the massive EMP's(Electro Magnetic Pluse) which could jam all electronics near it, excluding the host aircraft. Unlike most modern U.S. fighter, the Russian MiG-31 and MiG-31M don't need stealth to do their job, because, well, who needs stealth when you can go in, and get out without them even knowning you were there until they got the three massive sonic booms eh?

I was in my MiG-31 and a stupid American pilot came up in his F-15 and fired off all his ammo, I just gunned the throttle and out ran it all, then turned around and whooped his ass!

by Minority September 22, 2006

Blue Angels

A kick ass American demo team for airshows, regraded by most Americans as the best demo team in the world, when it is pwnd by the all-Canadian Snowbirds! Comprised of 6 U.S.N. F/A-18 fighters, the Blue Angels are a very good team.

I went to an airshow, the Blue Angels came on after the Snowbirds, I just stood there because it wasn't that good compared to the Snowbirds.

by Minority September 22, 2006

Su-30

The Sukhoi Su-30, a Russian twin seat fighter, is equipped with Thrust Vectoring and super advanced radar systems. Capable of carriing just about every weapon in the Russian Air Force it certinally is a firece aircraft. Although comparable to the American F-22A in it's flight dynamics, it isn't stealth, that one thing makes it inferior to the F-22A for if it had to go up against a Raptor, it would get it's ass handed to it by the Raptor from 50 km by an AIM-120 AMRAAM. Still a gorgeous aircraft, it is also the current aircraft of the Russian Air Force Demonstration team, the Russian Knights. India has another version called the Su-30 M/KI.

The Su-30 MKI found an American F-15C Eagle on it's radar, it locked it up and launched an R-77 Adder missile and destroyed the Eagle.

by Minority July 7, 2007

Thrust Vectoring

Thrust Vectoring is a thing used on modern fighters for extra manuverability. In TV(Thrust Vec), the two nozzels for the after burner are made into the controls for the aircraft so they move with the alerons and the elevators. The first aircraft to use thrust vec was the Russian Su-37 "Terminator", however, when the Americans saw thrust vec on the Russian planes, they "borrowed" the idea, then, they took all the credit for being the first to have it even though they weren't. The ability of thrust vec greatly increses the mobility of the aircraft, alowing it to be able to do manuvers other planes can only dream of doing.

The pilot with the thrust vectoring on his plane out turned the other pilot.

by Minority September 23, 2006

Yamato

The I.J.N. Yamato was the worlds largest, heaviest, fastest battleship in the world, armed with 9 18" deck cannons, it weighed 75,000 tons, and had a top speed of 28knts. But it was sunk using airpower, and was the last battleship to see action.

The Yamato had suprem fire-power, but it was no match against American airpower.

by Minority July 26, 2006