MinistryOfDEW's definitions

Vulkekin

a member or members of the Kekistanian community who self-identifies as a type of Starseed Otherkin from the planet Vulkek (full of Kek) rather than being a human being from the micronation of Kekistan.

The Vulkekin believe that most Kekistanians have forgotten the alien roots of their culture.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Song-Ah

(Noun) A sangha which employs a shared sacramental model in which each member automatically acquires all of the spiritual initiations received by all other members.

That church’s song-ah ecclesiology makes some theologians question the validity of its apostolic succession.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)

That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.

by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021

Hickie-Roller

a red-neck, a hick, a low-brow rural type of person

He and his motor-cycle pals are a bunch of uneducated hickie-rollers.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

FascesBook

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning

FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019