MinistryOfDEW's definitions

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pan-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are deities;

adjective form: pan-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

Song-Ah

(Noun) A sangha which employs a shared sacramental model in which each member automatically acquires all of the spiritual initiations received by all other members.

That church’s song-ah ecclesiology makes some theologians question the validity of its apostolic succession.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Hickie-Roller

a red-neck, a hick, a low-brow rural type of person

He and his motor-cycle pals are a bunch of uneducated hickie-rollers.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)

That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.

by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019