panen-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are in the deities;

adjective form: panen-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 18, 2021

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

Zenglish

communication in the English language with embedded profundities & excessive paradoxicity.

Drop the Zenglish and talk like a normal person.

by MinistryOfDEW December 02, 2021

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021

Vulkekin

a member or members of the Kekistanian community who self-identifies as a type of Starseed Otherkin from the planet Vulkek (full of Kek) rather than being a human being from the micronation of Kekistan.

The Vulkekin believe that most Kekistanians have forgotten the alien roots of their culture.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 09, 2019