pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)

That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.

by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021

Hickie-Roller

a red-neck, a hick, a low-brow rural type of person

He and his motor-cycle pals are a bunch of uneducated hickie-rollers.

by MinistryOfDEW November 08, 2019

Song-Ah

(Noun) A sangha which employs a shared sacramental model in which each member automatically acquires all of the spiritual initiations received by all other members.

That church’s song-ah ecclesiology makes some theologians question the validity of its apostolic succession.

by MinistryOfDEW July 04, 2021

Nunly

(adjective) describing a kind of person who acts like a traditionalist nun, e.g. prudish, strict, conservative, etc.

His nunly wife does not give him any sex.

by MinistryOfDEW November 08, 2019

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 08, 2019

panen-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are in the deities;

adjective form: panen-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 08, 2019