MinistryOfDEW's definitions

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pan-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are deities;

adjective form: pan-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

panen-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are in the deities;

adjective form: panen-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021