MinistryOfDEW's definitions

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pan-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are deities;

adjective form: pan-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

panen-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are in the deities;

adjective form: panen-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)

That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.

by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Nunly

(adjective) describing a kind of person who acts like a traditionalist nun, e.g. prudish, strict, conservative, etc.

His nunly wife does not give him any sex.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019