MinistryOfDEW's definitions

Orthopoxy

Orthopox/Orthopoxy : a sick dogmatick religious fanatick / sick dogmatick fanatick religiosity

That ugly Church lady is spreading Christian Orthopoxy like an old whore spreads STDs.

by MinistryOfDEW December 2, 2021

pistic-fibrosis

pistic fibrosis (noun): a damaging spiritual disease in religious organizations in which damaged individuals focus on the damning of others.
Etymology: from “pistis” (pure faith) & fibrosis (development of connective scar tissues)

That so called “True Orthodox” church is suffering from a serious case of pistic-fibrosis.

by MinistryOfDEW October 27, 2021

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Vatholick

Vatholick = (noun) a Vatican-loyal Catholic no matter the evil or stupidity being spewed from there

The Bishop of the Altoona-Johnstown Diocese is just a Vatholick who does whatever Pope Francis says.

by MinistryOfDEW November 24, 2021

Vulkekin

a member or members of the Kekistanian community who self-identifies as a type of Starseed Otherkin from the planet Vulkek (full of Kek) rather than being a human being from the micronation of Kekistan.

The Vulkekin believe that most Kekistanians have forgotten the alien roots of their culture.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pIrate

(Adjective) Acting like an irate pirate

Steve gets so pIrate when he drinks.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019