MinistryOfDEW's definitions

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

FascesBook

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning

FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Tri-Lāsa

(Noun) Dharma-Lāsa, Saṃbhoga-Lāsa and Nirmāṇa-Lāsa; The feminine counterpart to the Tri-Kāya doctrine of Mahayana Buddhism.

Amida Boots Is a Pureland Buddhist Sangha which considers the Tri-Lāsa to be Pāṇḍaravāsinī Tārā, Chandalini Tārā and Sitātapatrā Tārā.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021