33 definitions by MinistryOfDEW

Nunly

(adjective) describing a kind of person who acts like a traditionalist nun, e.g. prudish, strict, conservative, etc.

His nunly wife does not give him any sex.

by MinistryOfDEW November 9, 2019

Korelation

(Noun) A pun on “correlation” stressing both the ecstatic-nature (elation) & goddess-grounding (Kore) of a connection between two or more things.

Athanasius Kircher asserted a korelation between Amitabha Buddha and Harpocrates.

by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021

Festunet

(Noun) Abbreviating a text by joining the opening portion (letter, syllable, word, phrase, sentence) with the ending portion to produce a mantra which invokes the entirety of the text, with the portions joined by ellipses.

(Verb) “festuneting”: making a festunet
Example: Septuagint Featunet — εν ..... αμήν

Antonym: festoon

The Ministry of DEW creates festunet mantras from Sacred Scriptures.

by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021

panen-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are in the deities;

adjective form: panen-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 18, 2021

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 9, 2019