MinistryOfDEW's definitions

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

identity-gaseous

Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.

Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

pan-polytheist

noun: a polytheist who thinks all are deities;

adjective form: pan-polytheistic

I asked that Heathen polytheist if he was a pan-polytheist or a panen-polytheist and he said he was undecided.

by MinistryOfDEW October 17, 2021

Vatholick

Vatholick = (noun) a Vatican-loyal Catholic no matter the evil or stupidity being spewed from there

The Bishop of the Altoona-Johnstown Diocese is just a Vatholick who does whatever Pope Francis says.

by MinistryOfDEW November 24, 2021

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)

The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.

by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021