73 definitions by Minecraft1238

magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

stfubikya

shut the fuck up before I kick your ass

Person 1: Well, no one cares about what you want.
Person 2: stfubikya!

by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Trump Shutdown

The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!

Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?

by Minecraft1238 January 25, 2019

sesso

Italilan word for sex.

Italian: Posso fare sesso con te?
English: Can I have sex with you?

by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019

4uck

When you can’t say the word fuck. Used to bypass chat filters

4uck this shit man I’m going to sleep!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019