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Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
Get the deja coup mug.unprecedented — a word that used to mean a person, event, timing or situation — P.E.T.S. — that had never happened before.
Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.
In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.
Here are a few contemporary examples:
“bad” means “good”.
Example: Man, that’s a bad car.
“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!
“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.
In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.
Here are a few contemporary examples:
“bad” means “good”.
Example: Man, that’s a bad car.
“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!
“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
Get the unprecedented mug.Improvised prison comfort food.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the Zoo Pie mug.Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the nuts.com mug.Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Get the Is that how you remember it? mug.Serial Liars — A dark past time of MAGA Republican Party members.
Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
Get the Serial Liars mug.A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.
How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022
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