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unprecedented

unprecedented — a word that used to mean a person, event, timing or situation — P.E.T.S. — that had never happened before.

Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.

In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.

Here are a few contemporary examples:

“bad” means “good”.

Example: Man, that’s a bad car.

“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!

“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.

This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
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MAGA-ritaville

MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.

Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame

but if he had your vote

Well — it could be your fault.
Civil Rights and the right to be human are just wasting away in MAGA-ritaville.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
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Metaegoism

Egoism strictly defined is the habit of valuing everything only in reference to one's personal interest. It’s a kind of selfishness and it’s opposite is altruism.

Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.

Jus sayin’.
In an act of total metaegoism, Mindhunter the Profiler added his Urban Dictionary contributor’s name to the Urban Dictionary. That’s some meta fo’ yo’ ass!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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nuts.com

Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!
Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Three Eyed Raven’s Son

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.
How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022
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Zoo Pie

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.

The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.

Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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