Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions
To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022
Get the Going Full Commonmug. ♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!! — Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!! The emoji that says it all!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 18, 2023
Get the ♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!mug. You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Get the You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!mug. Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Get the Is that how you remember it?mug. Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the nuts.commug. by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2024
Get the Wordmug. woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
Get the woke up and chose violencemug.