If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,
If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.
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the only spot in the spot

“the only spot in the spot” — the only visibly identifiable member of crowd that is not a member of the majority of that crowd including but not limited to:

The only Black person at a private school
The only White person at a Black Family Reunion
The only flamboyantly gay or lesbian person in a room full of Christian Nationalist
The only biracial person in a room full of uni-racial people
The only differently abled person in a room full of the biological normative

A single woman at a swinger’s club cruising for a threesome — so rare that they are called unicorns and have their own appellation.

Depending on the strength of character of the person in this situation. this can be a very fun, very comfortable, or very uncomfortable experience. And, if you don’t understand this phrase; then you have never been “the only spot in the spot”.

Ironically in a society and culture that prides itself on rugged individuality; there are still more extreme ways of being “individual”. Cultural food for thought.
When Gil Scott Heron attended an exclusive private school in New York, he was the only spot in the spot.

When my wife attended my family reunion she trumped my high yellow cousins by being the only spot in the spot.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 05, 2022
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pile-o-tricks

pile-o-tricks — How the word “politics” is said in Black Barber Shops in major metropolitan urban centers. The use of this word recognizes the “Charlie Brown” reality that “Lucy will move the American ball” whenever any minority group makes progress.

*** More women, and minorities in college: change the admission rules — pile-o-tricks!!!!!

*** More women in the workforce and not at home: change the abortion laws — pile-o-tricks!!!!!!

*** More minority voting: gerrymandering —pile-o-tricks!!!!!!!!!

*** Develop a work skill: the fine fine print of your contract has a non-competition clause. You can’t do the same job in 200 mile radius of your place of employment for more money — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!

*** Too many immigrants: ignore the poem Emma Lazarus poem: New Colossus on the Statue of Liberty — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!

*** White Domestic Terrorism: Boys will be boys —PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!

It’s almost certain that no matter which side of the “football” you’re on; you can come up with your own examples. Just say the quiet part out loud!

The Charlie Brown analogy is based on the theory that Charlie Brown is a high-yellow Black child with Alopecia Areata — remember, we never see any of the parents in any Peanuts comics or cartoons. Prove me wrong.

Do the research!!!!!

And remember: “Grit your teeth Charlie Brown; lace up your shoes; screw up your determination; and, GRIT YOUR TEETH!!!!! Kick that ball Charlie Brown…KICK THAT BALL!!!!!!!!
It’s all pile-o-tricks and lawyers man! I found a tech job just like mine making twice as much money. Aced the interview and the test only to find out that my company has me under a non-competition contract; and, I can’t be hired by another company. They called where I worked and I got fired because they found out I was looking for a job. Pile-o-tricks, man…PILE-O-TRICKS.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 12, 2023
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Bottom Gun

Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.

A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.

An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.

Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.

Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.

It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 20, 2023
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Frying Nemo

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
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anime in a needle

anime in a needle — a name for fentanyl. A single drop of that shite makes you and the world seem like a Japanese anime complete with tentacle sex; school girls who turn into salacious sex monsters; and, inter dimensional ninjas with unparalleled skills.

Or, it just kills you.

The promise of an outrageous high makes people ready to risk it all to be “in the cartoon”.

In some regions, survivors of fentanyl overdose are called “cartoon characters” — as a call back to Wylie Coyote who always survives the mayhem visited upon him by Road Runner.

Fentanyl is also called “Road Runner”. Because it is highly addictive, people will “work hard” to feed their habit. Predictably, those addicted to fentanyl are called “Road Runners” or “Runners”.

The incentive to sell fentanyl is high because its kilo to cut profit is high.

The names associated with this drug tells you a lot about the people addicted to it; because speaking generally, neither Black nor Brown people read Japanese Anime.

The deadliness of fentanyl is feared among veteran drug uses. They actually tell new drug users to use Crack Cocaine as an alternative to ANY injected substance fearing that the potency of heroin is being “unscientifically” boosted with fentanyl.

When asked if the Crack could also possibly be laced with fentanyl the veterans say:

“Well, if it kills you on your first hit of the pipe; then, there was fentanyl in the crack. You might want to watch a round and let somebody else go first.”

Just sayin’.
The use a lot of that anime in a needle in Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire. LIVE FREE AND DIE!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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fauxitus

fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.

Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.

Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.

This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.
Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 01, 2023
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