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Newjazz is a “nom de guerre” or sobriquet for a man or woman on a mission in a place they shouldn’t be attending; doing things that they shouldn’t be doing.
A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.
It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.
However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.
This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.
It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.
However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.
This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
1) Now all of you Cougars hide your claws! This “Cub” is my friend. Newjazz. Make him comfortable but DON’T BITE! Unless he wants you to.
2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.
2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 7, 2022
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Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
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A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
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Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
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This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 2, 2023
Get the así no mas mug.capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
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