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If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,
If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?
Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023
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A person could turn Joker as a result of being a lifelong underdog while being abused, marginalized, and having his or her dreams trampled.

An atavistic archetype emerges to dominate the individual’s psyche to facilitate vengeance with a smile.

The function of turning Joker is to bring trauma to former tormentors who now become victims and objects of his or her vengeance.

This is the 21st century version of Travis Bickel or Mr. Hyde. Another president for turning Joker can be found in the 1971 soul song Thin Line Between Love and Hate.

A term used by Sam Jay in season 2 episode 2 of her HBO series Pause with Sam Jay.
If you bully a person long enough they will surprise you one day and fully turn Joker on yo’ ass!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2022
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All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
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The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.

Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.

Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.

The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.

Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.

And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.

God help us all.

Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.

Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023
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