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White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023
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45 caught 37

45 caught 37

They’re coming to get you Donnie! You have fucked around and found out!!!!

Lawd Geeziz, It been a hell of a war!

I think we can rule out these charges being dropped ; and, because of his own words, Trumps legal defenses are experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly. Trumps life is about to get Northern New Jersey Messy!

On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 in New York — this case is still ongoing.

Now in addition to these charges on Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 Federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023.

Another infamous historic first, Donald J. Trump is the first American President to have ever been indicted on Federal Criminal charges!

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Now all of the DeSantis curious Republicans have to wait and see if Trumps current legal dilemma can make number two DeSantis become the de facto Republican Presidential Nominee.

Will there be a Trump.com Jailbird NFT? Stay tuned: Same Trump Time; Same Trump Channel.
45 caught 37. On Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023. This will be an ultimate test of the American rule of law.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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unprecedented

unprecedented — a word that used to mean a person, event, timing or situation — P.E.T.S. — that had never happened before.

Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.

In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.

Here are a few contemporary examples:

“bad” means “good”.

Example: Man, that’s a bad car.

“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!

“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.

This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
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Zoo Pie

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.

The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.

Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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Screwged

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
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This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal!

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.
Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023
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222

222 — A name for Donald J. Trump meaning: twice impeached, twice arrested, and twice indicted. Trump is a miniature version of 666 foretold in the Biblical Book of Revelation. He is the Anti-President and his presence on earth heralds the coming Apocalpse like the coming of The Silver Surfer heralds the coming of Galactus.

Pray for America.
Donald J. Trump, Dolt 45, The Orange Man is 222; his coming has been for told in ancient Biblical Prophecy.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 13, 2023
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