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Valyrebonics — linguistic variant of Valyrian spoken by the Black members of the Targaryen family. Black Targaryens had no dragons; because of this, built their own wealth and power base through maritime power.
Their mother tongue was influenced and modified through contact with other cultures through trade. Already a linguistically rich, language, Valyrian acquired additional “flava” through cultural diffusion.
The Valyrebonics idiom “flava” is an example of the acquired richness. Of the language. “Flava” is a metaphorical commemoration of the spice trade facilitated by the Black Targaryens. As spices make foods richer; cultural diffusion makes languages richer.
Beautiful and provocative poetry was written in Valyrebonics and it would become a major cultural influenced for the music, dance, and styles of succeeding centuries. Prophetic books were which foretold the coming of Black King Barrak Hussien; a stylish Black Warrior named Mace; a Brown hero named Morales who had the human proportional strength and agility of a spider; a dusky storyteller who would revolutionize visual storytelling; and a beautiful queen that could only be owned if you could put a ring on her finger — a beautiful image in Valyrebonics, the word for word literal English translation would be “ice her finger”.
These prophecies were all considered very controversial by speakers of “classical” Valyreian.
Their mother tongue was influenced and modified through contact with other cultures through trade. Already a linguistically rich, language, Valyrian acquired additional “flava” through cultural diffusion.
The Valyrebonics idiom “flava” is an example of the acquired richness. Of the language. “Flava” is a metaphorical commemoration of the spice trade facilitated by the Black Targaryens. As spices make foods richer; cultural diffusion makes languages richer.
Beautiful and provocative poetry was written in Valyrebonics and it would become a major cultural influenced for the music, dance, and styles of succeeding centuries. Prophetic books were which foretold the coming of Black King Barrak Hussien; a stylish Black Warrior named Mace; a Brown hero named Morales who had the human proportional strength and agility of a spider; a dusky storyteller who would revolutionize visual storytelling; and a beautiful queen that could only be owned if you could put a ring on her finger — a beautiful image in Valyrebonics, the word for word literal English translation would be “ice her finger”.
These prophecies were all considered very controversial by speakers of “classical” Valyreian.
As Valyrebonics evolved into its on sophisticated and widely spoken language of commerce, it could be more easily spoken by non-Targaryens. And yet, it was difficult for speakers of “Classical Targaryens” to understand because of its use of colorful linguistic imagery that was figurative and not literal; and because of many loan words that entered the language from other cultures.
The classic example sited is the phrase “ice her finger” which in Valyrebonics means: “to offer an expensive jeweled ring;”; and, NOT “a temperature treatment designed to slow the spread of Gray Scale in its early stages” as would be implied by the same phrase in Classical Valyrian.
The classic example sited is the phrase “ice her finger” which in Valyrebonics means: “to offer an expensive jeweled ring;”; and, NOT “a temperature treatment designed to slow the spread of Gray Scale in its early stages” as would be implied by the same phrase in Classical Valyrian.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2022
Get the Valyrebonicsmug. MAHA — MAHA means MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN.
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
Since the advent of MAGA, Americans have gotten waaaaaaaaaay to comfortable with saying “the quiet part out loud”. It’s hard to get one’s head around the idea that the base of the Republican Party represents what has been called “Right Wing Christian Nationalism” as part of a worldwide reaction to a demographically changing world.
A recent example: When Lauri Carleton’s Pride flag got torn down, she always replaced it with a bigger one. Then someone killed her over it.
Killed.
For flying a flag.
In America.
Just a single example to be illustrative but not exhaustive. Urban Dictionary has a word/character count and I can’t possibly innumerate even just all of the most recent examples.
MAHA — MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!!!!
In order to make America great again — MAGA; apparently, you first have to make America hate again — MAHA!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 23, 2023
Get the MAHAmug. That’s a lot! — an expression that conveys the experience of being overwhelmed when confronted by an intense Person, Event, Timings, or Situation (P.E.T.S).
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
1) Doctor to a family member:
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 5, 2023
Get the That’s a lot!mug. “All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.
The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.
We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.
“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.
The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.
We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.
“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023
Get the “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”mug. woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
Get the woke up and chose violencemug. A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021
Get the Lawd Geezizmug. 99 Entries — the entry Mindhunter Profiler entered into The Urban Dictionary on April 6th 2023 to enter his 100th definition. This entry is based on a play of words utilizing the title of the JZ Song 99 Problems.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
Get the 99 Entriesmug.