Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!
Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.
Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.
Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 08, 2023
Get the Light fuse and get away!!!!mug. MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.
Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.
And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.
Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.
MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.
Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 17, 2023
Get the MTG MAGA’s MVPmug. coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023
Get the coke milesmug. Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 06, 2023
Get the Dolt 45mug. “Rat Up” — The only way to cut a deal with law enforcement; to escape prosecution; and, to become eligible for the witness protection program is to “Rat Up”.
You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.
If you do this; then more likely then not, you will be found dead and hanging in your jail cell; or, in the trunk of a car in long term parking with a rat in each hand and one in your dead mouth.
One who “Rats Up” is a person without a team, family, friends, or a country because even authorities think: “If they will do it with you then; they will do it to you.”
Don’t ever “Rat Up”; and, don’t do any crime if you can’t do the time.
You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.
If you do this; then more likely then not, you will be found dead and hanging in your jail cell; or, in the trunk of a car in long term parking with a rat in each hand and one in your dead mouth.
One who “Rats Up” is a person without a team, family, friends, or a country because even authorities think: “If they will do it with you then; they will do it to you.”
Don’t ever “Rat Up”; and, don’t do any crime if you can’t do the time.
You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
Get the “Rat Up”mug. The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!
Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.
And you can only lose this game once.
Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.
And you can only lose this game once.
Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 01, 2023
Get the The Great American Pastimemug. “Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.
It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023
Get the ready to risk it all!mug.