1 definition by Miles O.
A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.
A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.
A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.
A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.
A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.
A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.
Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
by Miles O. June 7, 2006