Mildred Kerplucknickshuck's definitions

Butricktrunglism

A religion based on the teachings of Lord Butricktrungle. Worship involves the use of ritual human sacrifice, and the writing of haikus.
Butricktrunglists also like warn us of the danger of Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

My mother recently converted to Butricktrunglism.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck January 15, 2007

TRO my F

Short for " There's Rice on my Fry ".
A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.

"My life sucks, TRO my F!"

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

stearth

Noun, (Star-th); the blank area of a notebook or journal caused by two or more pages sticking together until you've finished writing.

Verb; The act of creating a stearth.

I was re-reading my class notes, when I noticed a gigantic stearth separating the Jomon period of Japan from the Yayoi period...what am I supposed to do with all that blank paper now? It'll never be chronologically sound now! DAMN THOSE STEARTHS!

Why am I always Stearthing in that class?

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 27, 2006

foo foo

An adjective describing something that is very pretty or cute but has no real utilitarian value. Something that is nice to look at but serves no other purpose.

My mom keeps buying me these foo foo ceramic statues to put on my dresser. I really wish she would stop wasting her money on them.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 11, 2008