Definitions by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck

foo foo 

An adjective describing something that is very pretty or cute but has no real utilitarian value. Something that is nice to look at but serves no other purpose.

My mom keeps buying me these foo foo ceramic statues to put on my dresser. I really wish she would stop wasting her money on them.

foo foo by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 11, 2008

Butricktrunglism 

A religion based on the teachings of Lord Butricktrungle. Worship involves the use of ritual human sacrifice, and the writing of haikus.
Butricktrunglists also like warn us of the danger of Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

My mother recently converted to Butricktrunglism.

Butricktrunglism by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck January 15, 2007

stearth 

Noun, (Star-th); the blank area of a notebook or journal caused by two or more pages sticking together until you've finished writing.

Verb; The act of creating a stearth.

I was re-reading my class notes, when I noticed a gigantic stearth separating the Jomon period of Japan from the Yayoi period...what am I supposed to do with all that blank paper now? It'll never be chronologically sound now! DAMN THOSE STEARTHS!

Why am I always Stearthing in that class?

stearth by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 27, 2006

Smurple 

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

Smurple by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

TRO my F

Short for " There's Rice on my Fry ".
A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.

"My life sucks, TRO my F!"

TRO my F by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

Orlandogasm 

<i>(noun)</> The frenzied state of giddiness often exhibited by those who are obsessed with Orlando Bloom; orgasm brought about by Orlando Bloom.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, I had an Orlandogasm.

Orlandogasm by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Chop 

(noun, singular) derived from "chap"
A friend; neuter gender term of endearment.

My best chop took the bus today.

Hey, What's up, chop?

Chop by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004