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scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.
Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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Butricktrunglism

A religion based on the teachings of Lord Butricktrungle. Worship involves the use of ritual human sacrifice, and the writing of haikus.
Butricktrunglists also like warn us of the danger of Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.
My mother recently converted to Butricktrunglism.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck January 15, 2007
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Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.
One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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Chop

(noun, singular) derived from "chap"
A friend; neuter gender term of endearment.
My best chop took the bus today.

Hey, What's up, chop?
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.
My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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stearth

Noun, (Star-th); the blank area of a notebook or journal caused by two or more pages sticking together until you've finished writing.

Verb; The act of creating a stearth.
I was re-reading my class notes, when I noticed a gigantic stearth separating the Jomon period of Japan from the Yayoi period...what am I supposed to do with all that blank paper now? It'll never be chronologically sound now! DAMN THOSE STEARTHS!

Why am I always Stearthing in that class?
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 27, 2006
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Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.
I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005
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