Orlandogasm 

<i>(noun)</> The frenzied state of giddiness often exhibited by those who are obsessed with Orlando Bloom; orgasm brought about by Orlando Bloom.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, I had an Orlandogasm.

Orlandogasm by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Orlandogasm 

n. The intense pleasurable feeling one experiences when one views images or video of Orlando Bloom

Holy moly! I just saw Orlando Bloom on ET on MTV and I just had a huge Orlandogasm!

Orlandogasm by Zach Dalton January 21, 2006