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FND

Friday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Friday night. Probably the most popular among all ND's. FND, like all ND's are usually enjoyed straight after work. Forgetting to eat is not uncommon.

also see:

MND, TND, WND, ThND
Hey who's joining us for FND?

or:
We should have an early FND today, leave at 4?
by Milanifan September 15, 2010
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WAD

Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to WND.

Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.

Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!
A: Are we going for WND today?

B: Why not make it a WAD for once?

A: I'm in!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
by Milanifan January 19, 2011
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Sworny

Contraction of the words sweet and horny
Actually the best kind of horny, not in a dirty, filthy way, but in a sweet way.

Comparative: swornier

Superlative: sworniest
CC is so sworny, she's the sworniest girl in the world!
by Milanifan August 29, 2010
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Ice Cream

Release 4.0 of Google's Android.

Although Gingerbread and Honeycomb are not yet available, Google is said to be already working on Android 4.0.

No idea what it will look like, but it will be greater than great!!

Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor, Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will have a big impact on hardware.

Apple and Microsoft: be afraid, very afraid.
A: I want ice cream!!

B: Patience, let's get Gingerbread first.

A: Huh?

B: Or frozen yogurt, whatever you want... Get with the program!!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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Bielefeld

Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
by Milanifan June 21, 2010
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SAD

Sunday Afternoon Drinks.

Because regular folk have to work on Monday, it's wiser to start drinking on Sunday afternoon so you'll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
Starting to drink too late on Sunday could seriously effect your appetite for

MND, TND, WND, ThND and/or FND and that would be sad...
A: Wanna meet for drinks on Sunday?

B: Sure, but let's make it a SAD, I'm not a sad jobless tosser like the rest of your friends.

A: Noon then?

B: Noon it'll be.
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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