Paper

A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
by Milanifan May 09, 2010
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Ice Cream

Release 4.0 of Google's Android.

Although Gingerbread and Honeycomb are not yet available, Google is said to be already working on Android 4.0.

No idea what it will look like, but it will be greater than great!!

Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor, Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will have a big impact on hardware.

Apple and Microsoft: be afraid, very afraid.
A: I want ice cream!!

B: Patience, let's get Gingerbread first.

A: Huh?

B: Or frozen yogurt, whatever you want... Get with the program!!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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LINO

Laptop In Name Only
A 'laptop' so big and heavy, you can't really put it on your lap.
Dude, you said you were buying a laptop, that's a LINO!!
by Milanifan January 02, 2017
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Android

Google operating software for mobile phones, smartphones and tablets. Biggest rival of Apple's iPhone and Windows Mobile, although Windows Mobile is actually too tiny to be considered a competitor.

Current releases:

Cupcake Android 1.5
Donut Android 1.6
Eclair Android 2.1
Froyo Android 2.2

Future releases (October 2010):

Gingerbread Android 3.0
Honeycomb Android 3.5
Ice Cream Android 4.0
A: Why don't you get yourself an iPhone?

B: no way dude, Android for life!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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xND proof

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.
Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
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TAD

Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!
by Milanifan January 21, 2011
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TND

Tuesday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Tuesday night. Popular among single people, less popular among those with a family.

Also see:

MND, WND, ThND, FND
The Mrs isn't home 'till 11, you up for TND?
by Milanifan September 15, 2010
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