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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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Tortitis

From the root Torta, chronic symptoms of yearning for hot cheetos, tube tops, Edgars and Nissan Altimas. Not all Latinas are Tortas, but all Tortas are Latina. Those afflicted with Tortitis are all Latinas.
That Torta has a bad case of Tortitis. She just crashed her Altima spilling hot cheetos everywhere trying to get away from a couple of cholos who called her a boquito.
by Mil3druid4 July 31, 2025
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