Mil3druid4's definitions
The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)
First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.
by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023
Get the Float Overmug. From the root Torta, chronic symptoms of yearning for hot cheetos, tube tops, Edgars and Nissan Altimas. Not all Latinas are Tortas, but all Tortas are Latina. Those afflicted with Tortitis are all Latinas.
That Torta has a bad case of Tortitis. She just crashed her Altima spilling hot cheetos everywhere trying to get away from a couple of cholos who called her a boquito.
by Mil3druid4 July 31, 2025
Get the Tortitismug.