3 definitions by Mikey Ryan
Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,
Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob
by Mikey Ryan October 21, 2010
by Mikey Ryan November 12, 2010
Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.
We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.
by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010