42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 6, 2005

Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

by Mike the Ekim March 9, 2006

trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

by Mike the Ekim May 18, 2005

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 28, 2005

music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim March 25, 2006

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim June 7, 2005