Mike the Ekim's definitions

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

reject

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

by Mike the Ekim April 8, 2006

dramatic irony

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park

In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

Philadelphia

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005

The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006