Mike the Ekim's definitions

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

Bob Dylan

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

by Mike the Ekim May 13, 2005

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

boron

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005