Mike the Ekim's definitions

dramatic irony

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park

In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

Philadelphia

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005

Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005