Mike the Ekim's definitions

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005

know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

The Mile

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005