2 definitions by Mike and Ian

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when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner
Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.
by mike and ian November 29, 2004

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Man who likes to lube up drumsticks and place them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys it when other people shove them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys vibrating massagers in his anal area as well. The above steps are often done with heavy drinking.
Mike: Holy shit, he even signed this?
Josh: Yeah, he wanted the massager in his ass too.
Ian: It vibrates.
Mike: I'm gonna slap him for this...
Ian: Dude... It vibrates...
by Mike and Ian January 28, 2005

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