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creatine

A supplement that is a performance enhancer and is totally legal. Works grat if you're doing a serious workout that includes hard-lifting activities. Good effects of creatine= bigger chest, stronger physique, and a numerous amount of never before seen bitches that all of a sudden want you. Bad effects of creatine= stomach cramps, You all of a sudden think you're the shit, and pussy becomes an instant need for you and the best part about it is that you know your conceided ass will get it because you are ripped.
Back then, girls used 2 call me conceided, asshole, and "the kid that plays with his asshole" but now since i use creatine, bitches call me well conceided, asshole, and "the kid that has all the females wanting 2 play wit his litle asshole". It's great and since then i been taking 200 milligrams of testosterone and been beating pussy up 4 days. What a life!
by Mike Rotch March 16, 2005
mugGet the creatinemug.

toysrus

A buisness that sells little kids toys.
Ebonics - We be toys and shit.
White man - We have lots of good toys for little boys and girls.
by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003
mugGet the toysrusmug.

Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.
OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.
by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004
mugGet the Water Logmug.

douche

atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly
by Mike Rotch October 29, 2003
mugGet the douchemug.

worm burner

a really gay four square term that makes no sense, usually stated by the UVA kids, Four square is beginning to suck.
Whoa dude, did you just see that worm burner? it was so hardcore! like totally awesome dude
by Mike Rotch January 30, 2005
mugGet the worm burnermug.

purple box

the process of toe kicking a bitch right in her neden hole...till the box is purple.
"What that fuckin hoe fucked my home boy? Ima give him a red eye, and her a nice PURPLE BOX!"
by Mike Rotch May 13, 2005
mugGet the purple boxmug.

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.
Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!
by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003
mugGet the masterbatorymug.

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