6 definitions by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson

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A character from the comedic film 'Dodgeball' played by Ben Stiller. He is the owner of Globo Gym, a chain of gymnasiums that he built from scrap(with the help of some inheritence money). He is the main rival of Peter LaFleur(Vince Vaughn) who owns another (much smaller and less successful) gym across the road. However Peter is a nice average guy(his gym's called Average Joe's!) whereas White is an egotistical, rude, inconsiderate and stupid man in need of psychological help.
That White Goodman deserves a smack in the mouth...and then some.

Whoa.. calm down remember he's just a character.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Quotes From the film 'Dodgeball'
White - Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
LaFleur - Why would i want cupholders.

White- I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White - Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White - Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

White - Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Whote - Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I was once.

White - We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 15, 2006
Champerz is a slang word for the alcoholic drink Champagne which (as the name suggests) is from a region of France called Champagne! It is an expensive drink which ranges in price(from expensive to ridiculous!)depending on quality.
The word champerz is used in the song 'Typical Me' by the East London rapper, from N.A.S.T.Y crew, Kano. Which is a song from his album 'Home Sweet Home'.

From 'Typical Me'-"who is Kano getting in the madness,
me I'm in the pool sippin' on Champerz,"
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 14, 2006
A nickname used to describe someone who is short but very strong.
Woooooh man, that wheels kid is a mini powerhouse!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 16, 2006
This is a nickname used for an american football player who is like a miniature version of 'The Bus' Jerome Bettis who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers at running back wearing #36. He earned this nickname due to his large size (5'10" 250lbs), for his position, and also his powerful running carrying defenders on his back, like a bus ride. He is one of the best big backs to ever play professional american football and finally won a deserved superbowl in his final season with the Pittsburgh Steelers on February 5, 2006 in superbowl XL.
You trained well today Wheels, that was some good hard running....maybe we should call you the Mini Bus from now on!!!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson June 04, 2009
Someone who talks a load of crap for an extended period of time and does not know when to shut up!! The action is known as crusting. Frequently overused by some people which in itself is crusting!!
Steven - I saw the other day on this website that if you stand instead of sit during most of your daily activities you burn an extra 37 calories a day....how cool is that??!!

Fred - Dude your crusting, i've never heard anyone as crusty as you in my life....you are the definition of crust!!!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson March 30, 2009
A word used by a male when he sees an attractive female. It is usually said when with a group of friends in a club and it is clearly said in two parts. SAU-SAGE! After a while women realise what it means and it can't be used anymore!
If that guy says sausage at me once more i'll rip his damn balls off, see what he says then!!!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 16, 2006

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