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12 definitions by Mike's Shit Defs

 
1.
A smell from your ass which is so strong that it could literally gag a fag.
Dude, I took a massive crap like 10 minutes ago, it smelt so bad it was on the level of a fag gag.
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
2.
Pooping and Jerking off simultaneously.
Hey man have you ever Perked Jerked before?? No? Follow me and I'll show you what I mean ;)
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
3.
A minute or less dump. So quick you literally jump up when finished. As if in a hurry.
Man, that was the quickest dump 'n jump I've ever had!
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
4.
A fart, or shit, so loud it travels through the pipes so the whole house can hear it.
Eww mann, did you hear that? Mikey totally made that Hyped Pipe.
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
5.
Diarrhea so bad your crotch get's covered in it.
I totally botched crotch earlier today... it was fucking nasty.
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
6.
A wipe so deep, you practically finger yourself.
After I took a massive dump, I accidentally did a swipe wipe... and it really didn't feel good.
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
 
7.
A shit so long, it encircles the bowl of the toilet at the waterline, creating a ring effect.
I only ever accomplished the ringer once. It wasn't a pretty sight at all..
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008