3 definitions by Mike Scott, regional manager

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019
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flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.
My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty
by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019
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cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.
My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus
by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019
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